vsfs liveblogging? (i'm sorry i'm sorry pt. 2)

I don't know how I feel about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. It's not really fashion, at least not in my opinion, because the garments are so tacky and overdone and their sole purpose is to "enhance" (?) the female body in order to sexually attract others. The only thing that makes it slightly "fashionable" is the use of top editorial models. (SUI HE SUI HE), which is basically the reason I'm watching.

1. They're playing "Make Me Wanna Die" by the Pretty Reckless. Chanel Iman is lip-syncing to it and that really makes me want to die.
2. But Candice is being a fairy goddess so w/e
3. gawd those thigh-highs are awful
4. Sui He is also being a perfect fairy princess
5.  No comment on Kanye's Versace for H&M bomber.
6. "It's every girls' dream to walk in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show." lol k
7.  "I felt like I became a woman standing in that outfit." no.
8. Oh Karlie is the sweetest but isn't it her bedtime?
9. Kanye is singing just as much as Chanel Iman is.
10. "It's a really opulent outfit." Oh.
11. You know it's not really a fashion show if the models look happy.
12. I like seeing the models' awkward stages but it doesn't make me feel any better tbh.
13. So far, the best part has been seeing Marcel Castenmiller dance in the Tommy Hilfiger commercial.
14. The behind the scenes interviews are making this an even more asinine experience.
15. SUI HE IZ PERFECT

16. SUI HE IZ PERFECT
17. No I don't want Karlie to be doing this.

18. The models complimenting each other is essentially just one big humblebrag.
19. Oh god what is that parasol thing it's awful and not even remotely attractive.

lol remember when Andrej beat her out on FHM's ranking of sexiest women?

20. Oh it's over I guess I'll go to bed now.

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